Wednesday, November 5, 2008

More Cross? Yes please.


Internet lothario SexyJared12 is ready to rock. The cool waters of sailing excite him and drive him to a state of euphoria that can best be expressed through his own words:
sexyjared12 (1 month ago)
i luv dis song thanx to mi
music teacher mrs. Russell she's awesome ,. i luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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dis song. sailingggggggggggggggggggggggg g takes me away to where i've always heard it could be.

SexyJared12 goes on to say a lot of things, not the least of which is recounting themurder of his english teacher Ms. Jenkins, because "gramer iz for loozers". Ahh functional illiterates, they're like the retarded kids you're allowed to make fun of, and get into heaven!